Showing posts with label Poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poems. Show all posts

Monday, 19 September 2011

Poems from Sam Bentley-Toon


We met Sam as he was traveling in the Himalayas, and left him sleeping in a cave on a bed of bracken with just goats for company (we'd taken only tent). The goats would unfortunately attempt to eat the bracken when he wasn't looking. These vivid poems are from a selection written during his time in India and Australia. Enjoy!


1. Power-cut at dusk

Headlights falter
as cars
slalom daintily
down the black
board of the mountain.

Fireflies bridge the valley’s gap
trailing ticker tapes
of greenish stars.

With a gasp
power comes back.

The hills abruptly stage
the nested lights
of tiny settlements
and darkness is repealed
like a new struck seam
of diamonds or
like opening your eyes
to find the same darkness
awash with stars.

2. Dog


On a high mountain road
we hit a dog.
It flew beneath the wheel
like a pale bird.

It made two thuds like a
Pothole and was dead.

I looked back and saw another dog
standing in the wake of the event,
its lips pursed like a wolf
in a howl of grief.

The driver glanced at
the rear view mirror.
We continued alongside
the clear cool river.

3. Goat

Two of the drums
are the pure pulse
of the goat’s temples.

The third is the dirty mind
of the man with a knife.

Goat-skinned, hormonal,
the drums stack-up
their beats into the open
heart of the sky.

Building, building, bloody and reeling.
The goat screams from the root
of its held legs
and lengthens its stainless neck.

The scorpion-arch of the man’s arm falls
As the drum sticks kick back.
Three blows

and the head is cleanly separated from the animal.
The corpse bucks and bleeds a puddle.

A man smiles a human smile.
Crimson and opaque
it glints between the cobbles.

Lastly, in silence,
a dog bows its head and laps up the spillage,
gratefully and completely.

Sam Bentley-Toon








Sunday, 11 September 2011

Limericks...

Some interesting responses from our call to hear your limericks...here are a couple, one from us, and a haiku for good measure. Good stuff - keep them coming...

There once was a whore with a punter
Called him small; she could’ve been blunter
So the runt pulled a stunt
When he punted her cunt
And walked out and called her a munter

Will Conway



"I'm one of the top fashionistas"
Gerald revealed to the lovely barista
He hoped she wouldn't mind
When she found out in time
He's really a barrister for Shell.

Richard Purnell


Full moon approaching.
Almost empty I recede
in preparation.

Mark Oliver Adams



PJ Harvey said to her mama,
Why did you name me Pajama,
Why PJ she cried,
We tried and we tried,
But to get you out of bed was always a drama.

Will Coldwell

Sunday, 7 August 2011

Botox on the beach



Here's a poem from one of inc's regular contributors, a summery number live from LA.

Enjoy!


Botox on the Beach

There's botox on the beach,
There's silicon in the sand,
Poseidon's striding out the sea with a scalpel in his hand,

Get your extra dark sunglasses
Cos your eyes refuse to squint,
They didn't mention that when you were reading the small print,

Now someone's spiked my sunblock
With anti-aging cream,
I'm told it will revitalise my shrivelled self-esteem,

Sip your collagen colada
As you lie beneath the palms,
And pray that someday you too can have abnormally muscular arms,

The freakshow's going bankrupt,
Cos their curiosities
Are positively normal next to this mutant species,

The promenade's just been enlarged,
The boardwalk's been augmented,
The lifeguard's hut has been enhanced and still they're not contented.

There's botox on the beach
And the surfers are getting frantic,
Someone smoothed out the wrinkles on the surface of the Atlantic

Joel Sharples

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Poetry from the tropics....



Notes from abroad.


1.

Here in my net,
I feel safest of all,
I can sleep with no clothes,
As there's no mosquitoes,
In nets. .

2.

Hey! Cockroach that I see,
Please do not encroach on me.
Your beady eyes and stick thin legs,
Must not trespass on my bed.
You scuttle up and all around,
And scuttle on my eiderdown,
And whilst I lie in moonlit trance,
Upon my nose, you'll do a dance.

Will Coldwell

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Poem about a failed attempt to get inc stocked in a cool shop.

I walked into the shop selling vintage reissue 70's space hoppers,
And talked to a man sat twittering in purple shorts,
Smirking with each tweet,
And a plastic bow and arrow placed beneath his feet.

I handed him the magazine,
He said, "yeeeeeaah, the thing is, I don't really like poetry".

I thought,

No.

You like toys.

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Tastes of Will Conway



Will Conway headlined at our launch party for inc. 3 and tickled our audience with his obscure poems and demure one-liners - a personal favourite being "Islam. Better than pork?"
We're very happy to have met the gent and wanted to showcase his poems to say thank you. If you're hungry for more, he will be collaborating with us for issue 4 and has just published a fantastic work of fiction, 'Tastes of Ink' with Lazy Gramophone Press, available to buy here...


1. Bisouterie

Four blushing pilgrims,
More touching philtrums

Red on red, wet on wet
Slight smell of strawberries
I’m so and you’re very

Mobile
Hands free to roam with no charges
Hand held. Not gazes nor grudges

x…and tell
x…and make up

Kisses spill over lips
And collapse
under lisp overlaps

Recycled respirations
Inhaling each other’s exhalations

Bilingually speechless
I tingle. You are me. Peach flesh

Inextricably linked
Inexplicably synched
You, my dear,
have tickled me pink.


2. Untitled


Long gone is the rain and dry is everything it wets
When it’s cold I put the sun in the fridge until it sets
Baking in the morning, I put it in the oven til it rises
The day can’t eat any more. It’s too full of surprises.


3. Untitled

If I deify, do I die if I defy the deity?
It’s God eat man eat God (who ate me)
Its tactic: taciturn it eats eternity
In turn internally I’ll burn infernally
A bit stern to be interred eternally
But small-fry’s no concern you see.



4. Untitled

Do I cease to exist
When my life ex-is?
Not extant. Extinct
Non-existent
Exit; out
X it out
So when I die from excess
And my eyes turn exes
If my I’s turned X’s
The guests I guessed would be at the funeral
Will hopefully be tenfold [in roman numerals]

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Poetry from Will Davies

Here are a few poems from Will Davies - a poet who recently got in touch. We really like his stuff and if you do too then check out his blog here: JWR Davies

1.Rubble

Tropical fish flit about like light through stained glass,
flickering like a fire, desperate and insane.
Like the ramblings of a drunk, circling the drain,
there is poetry in sadness in the crumbling refrain,
a flash of perfection and then nothing again.

2.Bittersweet Therapy

You, the last person I spoke to before I went to sleep,
the first thing I thought about when I woke up.
You, the person I wanted to share all of my news with,
my shelter, my consoler my trusted council.

But, You, tore pieces from me, and left, and I remained...
a tattered mess, a sightless sight of unrest.
a pile of cotton, a mangled toy, you left...
but you insisted you hadn't.

and in the end I suppose I left,
I suppose I ripped out my own useless appendix,
shredded it for bedding and span my wheel.

The truth is, I think you know the truth,
that an omission is a lie,
so you said goodbye.

3.Awake

The smell of wood, the taste of coffee,
the wrench out of my bed in the morning
still ringing in my ears.
In floods the new day
through the gap around a door,
too small for its frame,
hello brain, hello head ache, hello morning.
Out are the dreams
of a world so perfect, yet unintelligible,
slowly as the blur comes into focus
and I wipe the sleep from my eyes,
there is day, there is work,
there is a new piece
to the same puzzle
that has puzzled me for years.


4.rejected

cast out and dejected, piling up my plate with misery,
just dry logs to fuel poetry that no one will read,
writing my will in the form of a free verse tragedy,
shooting up in the hall, veins flood with love,
and again i'm high above a cloud
pretending i'm weightless...
untouchable.
and again i'm thrown back down,
vomited up, stale and staggering,
heart burn, and tooth ache,
and a talentless void in my gut.




5.untitled

bitter snow flakes that burn,
with the warmth of a wood floors bathed in summer sun,
such high chairs to mount up on,
tact up on to the rubber walls,
pictures, and tickets and memories of fun.

alas i lack just lately dreams on which to run,
the cogs are clicking through the motion,
trundling along, fumbling for the starting gun,
skating on a chalk board, bathed in summer sun,
remorseful of my memories knowing what they become.

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Royal Wedding Poem



Royal Wedding Rolling

The factory never cheered,
As hard as on that day,
When the king to be showed his affection,
With a diamond ring led genuflection.

White collars led the march,
Blue made the parade,
As out the production lines,
spilled royal marinades.

Of Royal Wedding Frying pans with Wills face on non-stick,
Gilded paper bags in which to catch royal sick,
Union jack pants reading ‘wish you were here’
Royal wedding branded, trophy zulu spears.

The royal wedding’s rolling,
Like a conveyor belt.
Reeling off commemorative detritus,
Since the day young William knelt.

The royal weddings rolling,
Just like a juggernaut,
It’ll plough it’s way through London’s streets,
Without a second thought.

Royal wedding decorative chickens,
Not suitable for farms,
Royal wedding alcopops – free with royal rape alarms
Royal wedding oyster cards (still no discount there)
Red and white royal afro-wigs to royal up your hair.

You’re patriotism fading? Never fear –
Here’s a royal list of things at which we sneer,
But gay or black or lower class we still want you involved,
Spend your benefits on royal wedding Barbie dolls.

And royal wedding pints of carling,
Buy one get 10 free,
And royal wedding megamax 3d hd tv.
Royal wedding cereal – ceremonial crownflakes,
And royal jelly dandruff shampoo to wash away those browflakes.

Yes the royal weddings rolling,
And if you’ve still got cash left,
Feel free to donate it to the royal treasure chest.

The royal weddings rolling,
We all must do our bit,
They’re not as solvent as they look you know,
Spare a quid and buy some shit.

Will Coldwell

Some poems...




The Wind Blows

I can feel on the tip of the tongue of the wind,
The last branch it brushed, the last leaf licked,
It smothers my face laced with journeys past,
But the memory never lasts, more than a gust.

Besides, I’ve been places too;
Perhaps the wind will carry my expression into the path of you…
If that were to happen now, as the the wind shifts from east to west,
Mary Poppins certainly wouldn’t being impressed.

Because it’s with a grunt that I fall victim to the winds cheap trick,
As down my bicycle gears click,
And a hill that once flowed like a stream,
Now feels as flat as a bowling green.

And although I could never scream as loud as you,
Wind, you pierce me as you pass through.
Levelling downhill’s, steepening ups,
A breeze could never be enough.

But, blissfully unaware of my disdain,
You animate plastic bags asleep in the drain,

And I realise as you fly by me,
The part of you I touched today,
May never again in all my life,
As you puff and blow away.






See See TV


I need grant myself no permission,
To screen the guide for the days television.
It’s no mission, as I go fishin’, for the stimulation of my senses that look and listen.
But listen hear, kids, you should fear, watching the box way to near;
You’ll come over awfully queer; your eyes will dry out and start to tear.

And it’s in the reflection of my glazed over glassies,
That you can see that I’m watching lassie,
Then the never-ending Eastenders and a doc on kids of benders, and mortgage lenders, and scraphead fenders, police car hunts and wildlife show grunts, the news, win a cruise, be sad, be amused,
As my thumb twitches, never stops,
This trance has no name but the dreaded channel hop.

I flick, I twitch, browse by and switch, mute it, then toot it, even pre-record it.
But in the midst of such a state I can never applaud it,
Cross out what I’ve seen on the listings – make an audit,
No show can satisfy my mind for more than a fleeting pass-me –by,
Where’s HBO when you need it, man, so much TV is dry.

But still I sit there fixated,
The room flickering and illuminated,
By the glow of a show that I don’t care for or know,
Maybe by the second half it will start to grow,
On me,
We’ll have to see,
O but Come Dine With Me,
Is starting now, over on 4,
I devour three episodes still hungry for more.

BBC 1 and 2, ITV, Channel 4 –
Terrestrial just aint enough any more.
TV galore; it’s a beast to feast on,
With HD its like it’s actually happening in my living room,
It’s like I’m sitting right here in the temple of doom.
Or fort boyard, or the crystal maze,
But right now all that’s crystal is my stony gaze,
As the floor beneath my feet goes all crazy pave,
And as my afternoon laze morphs to malaise,
What was a chill becomes a phase,
Perhaps a craze,
Or even pyschosis,
But this state is more comparable to some kind of shit hypnosis,
I’m entranced, staring through strictly come dance,
Who’s gonna click their fingers and break this trance?

I don’t think it’s going to be me…
And as I sit there vacantly,
I wonder am I watching you, or is it watching me,
Is this is a case of see see tv?

We never converse, but things often get topical,
Especially on matters like relocating someplace tropical,
But this banal monologue replaces debate,
Conversation’s never happen until it’s too late,
And the numb of the box has left me all dumb,
And I curl up on the sofa sucking my thumb.

And although within my dream,
Float around the highest quality shows on angel winged screens,
A darker imagining always interrupts,
That if I cannot give it up,
That the coroners verdict on me will be;
Cause of death; too much TV.

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Japanese Tsunami poem.



Having seen some terrifying but remarkable images of Japan since the Tsunami, a small poem came to me. I'm sure everyone can agree, it has been difficult to think of much else over the past week.


The Great Wave

A land ridden fishing ship,
Not your ordinary jetsam.
Surfed in with a flick,
From the blackened ocean.

Nearby a roof with a truck on it,
Eighteen wheels spinning friction free -
A useful landmark,
Since signs swept back with the sea.

Matchstick planks flank rubbled roadsides,
As far as you can bear to gaze.
So many goodbyes.
With nothing but a wave.

Will Coldwell

Friday, 5 November 2010

Another limerick...

There was a Lion from Kilamanjaro
Who roamed alone since he was a pyscho,
He would have been poor,
But for his grandeur -
On the piano, he was rather a maestro.

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Limerick number tres.

There was a young senorita,
Who was known to most as Peter,
She married a man,
Who was waxed, tanned and glam,
He sure was pleased to meet her.

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

A new day - a new limerick.

I once saw a crook take a book,
Though twas not clear which one he took,
I had a close look,
For the book the crook took,
But found that I had been mistook.

(The book was later found in a nook)

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Word Is Born build up...

A limerick a day, methinks, until the official launch of inc. 

So here's the first:

There was a young city cat,
Who wore the most marvellous hats,
Though none was as flat,
As that young city cat,
When a bus made him go splat.

More poetry on the hoof tomorrow.

Peace.

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

ISSUE 2 SUBMISSIONS

Since we at inc. like to keep ahead of schedule, we are now taking submissions for Issue 2.

We want to hear from you if you have any poems, limericks, songs, raps or rhymes that you would like to share. We try to have an emphasis on rhythm and wordplay, but are also very open to see what you have to offer!

ALSO, we would very much like to hear from any graphic designers, artists or illustrators who want to help make future issues that bit brighter.

As always, please email any submissions or ideas to  

w.coldwell@gmail.com

Word.

Monday, 18 October 2010

Super sneaky sample snip-snaps.


To whet your appetite for what is to come,

Here are a couple of the briefer poems that will feature in the first issue.

The first is a short on by myself, and the second is by the one and only Gregory Sanders.

Enjoy.



Cooker commander - Will Coldwell


I'm the commander of the cooker - Cooker commander,
In control like there's a looker kiss her don't ask her.

Flit around the unit - Generate food,
As nice as how tough that last boot that you chewed was.

I've got gas marks on my hand - Mark my words,
Click goes the ignition that's what you just heard.

Desert is for nerds.

Fill your mouth with mains just to keep in the words.

Enter the grill general- Hot like venereal,
With the itch comes the switch to turn down the dial.

Frizzle frazzle razzle dazzle - Turning food to golden brown - No hassle.
Or trouble,
Unless you want salad because I'm cooking casserole.



I found time - Greg Sanders

I found time, he was jumping over potholes in his rush to get ahead of me,
Throwing pebbles turning corners burning bridges always trying to get the best of me,
and I still can't explain how he twists and turns my feet blistered burned remind me of the sweet rest I need.
And I know time wouldn't listen, even if I caught him up he never does -
Every time I reach I miss him, every time he leaves me at a loss,
and I know I know no use complaining, just keep the ball in play,
Time waits for no man, I just wish he'd slow down, even for a day.




Thursday, 14 October 2010

Inc!

Ink, I think, is not a drink,
Too late, I thunk, for it's been drunk.
No enemies I needed then,
Myself I'd poisoned with a pen.


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